"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv)
04/04/2020 at 00:51 • Filed to: can we not coronavirus? | 4 | 9 |
I have discovered that unmodified Lego Y-wing starfighters are capable of holding a paper bowl perfectly , almost as if they were designed with this exact purpose in mind. I shall now begin investigating practical applications for this discovery.
In other news, I suspect that some of my knickknacks may be judging me...
I suspect the ceramic turtle I bought from a Native American woman by the side of the highway may be behind all this. He always looked like trouble. Though I wouldn’t put it past the head-bobbing chihuahua, either. He nods at everything, so I never know if he’s trustworthy.
But the important part is that I’m definitely not going insane, right?
...Right?
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Jim Spanfeller
04/04/2020 at 01:09 | 5 |
“right guys?”
Chihuahua nods in agreement.
Chariotoflove
> Jim Spanfeller
04/04/2020 at 01:12 | 3 |
Judging you isn’t the problem. Worry when they start agreeing with you.
Jim Spanfeller
> Chariotoflove
04/04/2020 at 01:13 | 0 |
The chihuahua already agrees with everything I say... is it already too late?
Jim Spanfeller
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
04/04/2020 at 01:19 | 1 |
The 3d-printed truck is also suspect, since I never finished painting it. It’s probably peeved about its nuclear-green wheels. The chihuahua seems to agree...
Chariotoflove
> Jim Spanfeller
04/04/2020 at 01:20 | 1 |
It may be. They are usually the instigators. Watch your back.
fintail
> Jim Spanfeller
04/04/2020 at 01:45 | 2 |
Remember the Brady Bunch episode with the Tiki? The turtle could be related.
Glad to know I am not the only trinket accumulator here.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Jim Spanfeller
04/04/2020 at 05:59 | 3 |
Take it from me. If you start talking to your fridge and it answers back....then you are in trouble. I once had a fridge that used to sing Neil Young’s ‘Sleeps With Angels’ adinfinitum...I told it repeatedly that it was a piece of crap.
shop-teacher
> Jim Spanfeller
04/04/2020 at 09:18 | 1 |
Nope. Totally normal. You're fine!
John Norris (AngryDrifter)
> Jim Spanfeller
04/04/2020 at 14:07 | 1 |
Once the k nickknacks stop talking to you and you’re done augment ing Lego builds into kitchen utensils, you might check this out. https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1966-ford-thunderbird-25/